bonus! card idea of the day...

For some reason, I just thought of the ridiculous phrase "an ass that just won't quit" (and by "some reason", I mean to say I was just outside in the spring-like weather... you do the math).

Anyway, I LOVE this phrase for the sheer absurdity of it, and am sure it would make a great card.
I'll be thinking about how to create this one, but would also really like to hear some suggestions.

Thanks ya'll!